On the Geometry of the Door (Working Paper)
An internal monograph on angles that should not meet. Reader discretion is not sufficient.
Case Notes
Working Paper 04, unpublished. Its author — name redacted at their own written request — spent six years measuring a door at Site Theta that, by every instrument available, does not close at a consistent angle twice.
The paper concludes that the door is not malfunctioning. It concludes, instead, that Euclidean geometry is a local courtesy, observed by most doors out of habit rather than necessity.
Diagrams have been left uncorrected. Readers attempting to redraw them report the second attempt is always easier than it should be.
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