CONTACT

We do not maintain a contact form. We do not need one.

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The Institute of Karthur does not accept correspondence, because correspondence implies we did not already know you were here. This has never once been untrue.

Standing Entry

Visitor status
File number
NO. —————
Distance from Site Theta
UNDISCLOSED
Last contact attempt
NONE ON RECORD
Next contact attempt
UNSCHEDULED

This entry is not about you specifically. The Institute does not know who is reading it, has not asked, and has no way to. It reads the same to everyone, which is either reassuring or is not.

If correspondence is truly required, it should be addressed to no one, sealed, and left somewhere it will not be found. This has, historically, worked about as well as anything else.